I know it seems every week is the “
Week of Paris”, but this week it seems just so.
First, and most importantly, she was involved in quite a traffic violation, if you ask Moi. After leaving hot spot Element, she took off with new boyfriend Stavros Niarchos behind the wheel, along with Kimberly Stewart and
Laguna Beach’s Talan in the back. Here comes the incredibly wrong on so many levels part: Stavros takes off very fast with a jacket over his head! Granted, he was trying to get away from the paparazzi, but sorry to be a Heroic Hottie, but people could have seriously been hurt! And not only that, but Stavros, baby, when you bed Paris Hilton, you bed the paparazzi. You can watch the video
here, if you must.
In other news in the
Week of Paris, Nicole Richie is insisting that Paris
has been pranking her. Oh come on Nicole, get off your throne. (Even though it might be true – pranking is fun)
Paris was also served a subpoena this week as being a possible witness to a crime? What crime, you say? Well, everyone thinks it might be because of the Christian Slater roof-jumping incident, but my peeps over at
Socialite Life say
otherwise. That is shhhhhhh:
murder. Say it isn’t so!
And the funniest thing according to this hottie in
The Week of Paris is this: Ya know that bling-bling of a ring that was a product of the short-lived engagement of Paris Lastis? Well, hotties, it’s not real! Oh the horror!!! It’s a cubic zirconium that Paris
reportedly bought for herself. The one Paris (male version) bought was
much smaller. But it’s not her fault, really. How else was she supposed to steal the limelight away from her also-engaged nemesis Nicole Richie? It was
necessary, people!