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The celebs that annoyed me in 2005

Tyra Banks – If you have seen her show you know what I’m talking about. “It’s not my show – It’s our show!” From the boob grabbing to the fat suit to the just meaningless garbage, it’s just embarrassing to watch. Come on Tyra. Get some new material for 2006. Source

Kimberly Stewart – I don’t really know why she drives me nuts this year. Oh yeah, I remember. The new BFF of Paris Hilton and the engagement. What’s funny about her is that she went around telling everyone she was going to be the new BFF on “The Simple Life” It’s funny because she never got the part. How embarrassing for her. Then she got engaged for a split second to Talan from Laguna Beach as not to get out of the spotlight. Then she was seen with Jack Osbourne? Pul –lease. It’s all coming back to me now. Source

Ellen Pompeo – Oh, so many reasons why she is annoying. And yes I love me some Grey's Anatomy. So that must mean she is a excellent actress. And I'm sure she's a very nice person. Source

Eva Longoria – I really have been annoyed by her ever since she was on The Ellen Degeneres Show and acted like a complete twit. I was amazed that she had a job. She couldn’t carry on a conversation and just sat there and giggled. Then she went on Oprah and acted all high and mighty b/c “she will always play the rich, spoiled people” on shows. She dropped poor ole JC Chavez from the Mickey Mouse Club (Yes, quite old school, but I was a fan – sue me.) Now, that she is EVERYWHERE and I can’t turn a magazine w/o seeing her, she is annoying. Oh yes, and she was quoted in Cosmopolitan Magazine as saying this: “I've lost a lot of jobs because I was too pretty. And everybody's like "Oh, poor you." But seriously, you don't get the good roles when you are beautiful.” See??? I told you she was annoying! Source

Katie Holmes – see picture. Enough said. Source

Tom Cruise – Honestly, this one was easy. I think he made the top of everyone’s list. Couch jumping and Matt Lauer interview. That that is only two things. I can go on, but I spent too much time on Joe and Eva. Source

Joe Simpson – “Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!” On the promise ring he gave Jess & the subject of virginity: "I was serious about saying to Jessica, 'You know what? I am gonna be the dad that tells you how beautiful you are everyday, and I'm gonna be the dad that says even when you make a mistake you're still special, and I am gonna do that until the day you find a man who will do it and take my place so that's what the ring was about." "What greater gift can you give your husband, than to say, 'The most important gift I have is not my money, not fame, just me never touched by another man for you." Source

The Gastineau Girls – I don’t understand them. E! Online voted Lisa Gastineau the next “Paris Hilton” How? Why? Do we need another Paris Hilton? I don’t’ get it…Source

Sienna Miller – I honestly would like you better if you could learn to dress yourself. Source

I know you probably think I am being mean and bitchy. But I'm really not. I still love Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan. And lots of people are annoyed by them, right? And Fergie almost made the list, but luckily she came out with that catchy tune: "My Humps" : )

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Jen & Vince in CA resort over the holidays

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn spend Christmas together at a Southern California beach resort.

If I must post pictures of this couple, I guess I must. Am still not over the Brad/Jen break-up. (Mandy get over it already - they broke up a year ago! I know! I know! Thats what I keep telling myself..stop talking to yourself. Ok. ) Source

Angelina Jolie - really preggers?

Perez and USWeekly says it is so. And that, my hotties, is the gospel according to moi.

A "business associate" of Ange's, according to the pub, "is telling people that Angelina is pregnant."Adds another source, "One of Angelina's friends got drunk one night and bragged about knowing."Even Brad Pitt's rep, Cindy Guagenti, who just a few short weeks ago was confirming that Dad Brad was adopting Maddox and Zahara, refused to give a statement, saying cryptically, "I'm not commenting on Brad's personal life." No need! The pics of Angelina looking much fuller in the middle these days speak for themselves.

Cindy's son is a little devil

Cindy Crawford and family trying to avod the pararazzi. Nice kid, no? Typical family day... HeHe Source

Jessica & Nick move on

And I begin to cry. Poor little ole me. I am still so very sad at all of this.

Jessica Simpson is moving on – literally.
Less than two weeks after filing for divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court on Dec. 16, Simpson has begun her new life – by purchasing a $3 million Beverly Hills home and moving in. "She's happy to have a house that's hers," someone close to the pop star tells PEOPLE. "This is the first time she's making her own decisions." Among them: keeping the divorce proceedings as quiet as possible by requesting the case be assigned to a private judge and not aired in open court.

Jessica & Nick Move on - People

Photos: Socialite Life

2005 - The Year in of celebrity lows

Fox News has complied a list of the most fab Celebrity Lows of 2005. And you know how I simply love to make myself feel more fabulous than celebrities, so I thought this was the perect way to do it.

Coupledom woes of 2005

• Jude and Sienna weren't the only ones in romantic turmoil this year. Hollywood stars had plenty of company in Splitsville in 2005.
• Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston kicked off a long year of Hollywood heartaches when they annnounced their separation in early January.
• Renee Zellweger and country star Kenny Chesney met in January, tied the knot in May and were married four months before she filed for an annulment in September. Chesney compared the split in one interview to "having someone come in and take your big-screen TV off the wall during the big game, and there's nothing you can do about it."
• Ken and Barbie look-alikes Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson filed for divorce this month, three years after their fairy-tale marriage and after about one year of lying about it.
• Paris Hilton and Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis celebrated their love with a huge engagement ring, only to: 1. admit the ring was a fake and 2. call the whole thing off.
• Paris and former best friend Nicole Richie also broke off their friendship; Richie recently split with her fiance, Adam "DJ A.M." Goldstein.
• Denise Richards filed for divorce from Charlie Sheen as she was about to give birth to their second child, but now they're wearing their rings again.
• "One Tree Hill" stars Chad Michael Murray and Sofia Bush ended their marriage after only five months.
• Christina Applegate ended her four-year marriage to Johnathon Schaech.
• Charlie Shanian filed for divorce from Tori Spelling after only one year. (Um, yeah, already enagaged)
• Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen announced they were divorcing after 24 years of marriage.
• Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly Stewart and "Laguna Beach" star Talan Torriero announced — and called off — their engagement in November after dating "a relatively short period of time ... in the category of weeks as opposed to months"
• "Desperate Housewives" star Nicollette Sheridan and Swedish actor Niklas Soderblom called off their engagement.

Too-Skinny Celebs

• Stars who didn't have baby bumps appeared to be fading away this year. 2005 seemed to usher in a new wave of 1990s heroin chic, with young Hollywood "it" girls Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan shrinking down to nothing. The boho chic fashion trend of huge clothes, bags and sunglasses only made them look more skeletal.

Snowed In

• But while Richie and Lohan were rising stars, the former poster girl of heroin chic, Kate Moss, didn't have such a good year. Moss lost several key modeling contracts and checked herself into rehab after a photograph of her using cocaine was published in a tabloid. Some, however, say the notoriety will only help Kate's career, as she's already picked up some major new gigs.

Jacko and Blake Go Free

• The phrase "You can't convict a celebrity in California" got tossed around a lot this year after Michael Jackson and Robert Blake were acquitted of child molestation and murder, respectively. While the juries didn't find enough evidence to prove either man guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, others smell two rats.

Oprah Denied

• Star of all stars Oprah Winfrey was barred from entering an elite Hermes store in Paris over the summer — leading some to suspect racism.
  "My friends and I were standing inside the doorway, and there was much discussion amongst the staff as to whether or not to let me in — that was what was embarrassing," Winfrey told viewers on the debut episode of her show's 20th season. "They took my name, they had a discussion about it, then they came back and say, 'no.'"
  Robert Chavez, the president of Hermes' U.S. division, said the store had been in the process of closing to host an event when Winfrey arrived. He told Oprah the woman who turned her away did it because, "Honest to God, she didn't know who you were."Some, however, said Oprah is just unused to being treated like a normal person who can't get into stores after they're closed.

Other Lows

• Prince Harry wore a Nazi uniform to a costume party, provoking outrage from Jewish groups, politicians and the royal family ... Billy Joel went back to rehab ... Martha Stewart flopped with her much-hyped "Apprentice" ... Nicolas Cage named his newborn son Kal-el after Superman.

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Tim Crusie is one irritating SOB

Yes hotties, Tom Cruise is the recipient of yet another award. Most Irritating. An Empire magazine poll of 10,000 movie fans named him Most Irritating, beating out Jennifer Lopez, Julia Roberts, Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey.

The magazine also voted him biggest movie star of all-time. The poll was commissioned to mark Empire magazine's 200th issue. The winners of the top movie stars of all-time are:

1. Tom Cruise
2. Robert De Niro
3. Harrison Ford
4. Al Pacino
5. Marilyn Monroe

Sure, he is the top movie star, but it is much more fun to call him the most irritating, doncha think?

Empire has been published monthly by Emap Consumer Media since July 1989 and is the biggest selling film magazine in Britain. Empire organizes the annual Empire Movie Awards which are voted for by readers of the magazine. Source: BBC

Janice Dickinson is crazy and in control

Someone is actually trusting her with her own modeling agency! Yikes!!

Being booted off America's Next Top Model last May hasn't harmed Janice Dickinson: The 52-year-old model of self-assurance is about to star in her own reality modeling show on the Oxygen network. Dickinson, who claims she was the first supermodel – Suzy Parker in the '50s and Lauren Hutton in the '70s are usually credited with that title – was ousted from the UPN show after four seasons in which she proved herself to be the harshest critic on the judging panel. She also thought nothing of quarreling with her fellow judges.

On her new show, tentatively titled The Janice Dickinson Project and set to debut in the spring, she'll select five models from an original pool of 500 and then sign the winning quintet to her own Hollywood modeling agency that she intends to launch, the Associated Press reports. "She's starting a new business with all its challenges, while trying to be a good mom and guide new models through a tough business," said Debby Beece, president of programming at Oxygen, who has ordered 10 episodes.

Dickinson, the author of No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World's First Supermodel and Everything About Me Is Fake ... and I'm Perfect, most recently was seen clashing with Omarosa on VH1's The Surreal Life.

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Tori Spelling engaged - again...

What the?? Tori Spelling is already engaged? Seriously? And it was "magical"? And the "stars were aligned"? Seriously? Is this a joke? A New Year's prank? How is this fair? I wonder if her friends are happy or if they secretly are taking bets on this one.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have gotten engaged, the couple confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE. "We're so incredibly happy and in love. We cannot wait to start our lives together," they said in a joint statement to PEOPLE. McDermott proposed to the former Beverly Hills 90210 star at a Christmas tree farm on Christmas Eve in Toronto, Canada. Dean's sister put out lights for half a mile leading to a table for two surrounded by decorated Christmas trees. McDermott and Spelling rode up in a horse-drawn carriage, then he presented his fiancée with a diamond and sapphire ring.

"It was so magical. All the stars aligned. I have never been happier in my life," McDermott told PEOPLE.

Tori Spelling Engaged - People

Another reason to be annoyed by Eva Longoria

I know, there are many. Heaven knows I have blogged about Eva Longoria numerous times. (although she is definetely up there with Ellen Pompeo)

Anywho, it seems Ms. Longoria and Mr. Tony Parker have some potty mouths on them. They do deny it, but I refuse to believe it. Bitch.

An alleged war of words took place in the wee hours of Christmas Eve in Texas, involving Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, her boyfriend, San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, and a police officer. A bicycle officer claims he told the athlete that he was impeding cars at a traffic stop in San Antonio, reports the Associated Press. When Parker's car didn't move, the officer rapped the hood with the palm of his hand, according to a police report on the 12:45 a.m. incident. When Parker questioned the officer about touching his vehicle, police said, the couple "began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner."
Police say Parker then began to drive away, nearly hitting a male passerby. After being ordered to stop and get out, the Belgian-born, Paris-bred Parker produced a French driver's license, police said. The officer writing the citations (for impending traffic and failing to have a valid Texas license) said Parker complained: "This is all the cops do, just mess with people," and that Longoria shouted: "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."

Longoria Disputes War of Words with Cops - People

Gwennie already sporting maternity wear

Funny how as soon as it's announced, she can't freaking wait to get in them. And don't they just look the cutest? All matchy-matchy? My problem with this picture is Gavin, as he is actually much hotter. That picture does him no justice. So, I thought I would post a better picture of him - from the cover of Rolling Stone. Yummm......



Photos: D Listed & HotMenCenral(HeHe)

Nicole Kidman loves Nashville

And this hottie couldn’t be happier! Yes, hotties, Nicole Kidman was once again in good ole Nashville (moi residence) with her BF (fiancé, baby’s daddy?) Keith Urban!

Nashville, Tennessee :: Nicole Kidman spent Christmas with the Urban family this holiday season in the Volunteer State. Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban (supposedly 5'11" and 5'9" respectively) and some of his family took a stroll around the park Christmas morning (sister-in-law Jennifer Urban in grey hoodie and nephew Blake Urban in red jacket below -- after the jump is brother Shane Urban holding the Starbucks cup holder and niece Jessica Urban pushing the baby stroller).

If any of you locals have any more scoop, email me!

Thanks to JustJared for the update!

Richard Simmons...

makes you want to go and hide under your coffee table and drink yourself into a stuper. Ewww, ew, ew. Source: The Gossiplist

Brad Renfro arrested

Hmm, seems Brad Renfro was arrested yet again. Now, he is from my home town and actually attended my high school prom. It makes me very proud.

Former child actor Brad Renfro was arrested Thursday in a Los Angeles Skid Row police sting that netted 14 other people, say authorities.

Renfro, who starred in 1994's The Client when he was 12, is now 23. He was charged with a felony count of attempting to possess heroin and freed on $10,000 bail Friday. He is scheduled for arraignment on Dec. 30, reports the Associated Press.

Renfro's other credits include Tom and Huck, Ghost World, Deuces Wild and The Jacket.

"He was contrite about being arrested and he readily acknowledged that he had a drug problem," police Lt. Paul Vernon said at a news conference. If convicted, Renfro could evade prison thanks to a 2000 law requires that first- and second-time nonviolent drug offenders be ordered to treatment programs instead, said Jane Robison, a district attorney's spokeswoman. This is not Renfro's first brush with the law. His most recent previous encounter was on Nov. 24, when he was charged with a misdemeanor count of driving under the influence and two counts of driving with a suspended license, said city attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan. People

And the post-holiday stress has begun!

I know I have not spoken about the paper world in quite a while, so I guess I will blog about it now. I have not really wanted to talk about it because then I have to think about it, and I don't want to do that at the moment. It just stresses me out. I have all these plans for 2006, and sometimes it does get me motivated, but not as of late. I am so tired and worn out. I have signed a few new reps who I think will be just fabulous this year. However, they can't start until I get them samples and a contract!! Do you think I have done that yet? Oh no. But I swear I will do it very soon!

This year-end was just nuts. We did the wholesale and retail this year, trying to sell our overflow stock online to retail customers. It just seemed like we were in a crunch until the very end. Packages got lost and were untrackable, we had customers irate with us, and there was nothing we could do. Lovely to deal with, no? It was not our fault, min you, but if I were on the other end I would be furious as well. The post office has not been our friend this year.

I tried really hard to cut off orders at Dec. 15th. But, it never happened. Orders still came in (from stores as well) and they were just fine to pay a rush fee. Sure, that all good and fine, but we also have shopping to do and decorations to hang as well, so it just got us burnt out. I have new designs to print, designs to decide to discontinue, and 2006 catalogs to design as well. It's now 12/27/05. My plan was to have all new designs out to reps by 12/1/05. Big hardee har har. I need to get re-motivated!!

Veronica Mars questions answered

You know how I absolutely adore this show, so I thought you hotties would appreciate this. TV Guide has gotten answers from the show's creator, Rob Thomas, on some of the more pressing plot points of this second season. Enjoy! Photo

Eva Longoria sans make-up

Thank God A Socialite's Life enjoys this as much as I do. These are too good to pass up. She's so pretty...Oh and if you want to know who Gabrielle will try to sleep with next, click here.

Renne and Kenny! Back off??

Dang. I thought this hottie had some scoop of a reunion between Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney, but, alas, it apparently was false. It appears their marriage is officially over. I really hate being wrong.

Paperwork finalizing and formalizing the end of the duo's blink-and-you-missed-it marriage was filed Tuesday in Los Angeles.

"The judgment of nullity is entered," the documents read, per TV's Extra. "The parties are declared to be single persons." Zellweger, 36, and Chesney, 37, met in January, wed in May, and split in September when the Oscar-winning actress filed for an annulment from her country superstar spouse. If, given its brevity, it seems as if the Zellweger-Chesney union never existed, then the approval of the annulment guarantees that it never did exist. As far as the law is concerned, it was all just a bad Pam Ewing dream. Source: E!

Torturing your Barbie doll is normal in the UK

Hmmm, seems those children who microwave, decapitate, cut hair off, and rip arms and limbs off their Barbie dolls are not abnormal (Whew! thats good, b/c I was a total head-ripper-offer) It's simply a rite-of-passage!! (however, am still quite disturbed by this whole story)

According to research at the university of bath, Girls in the UK have decapitated, microwaved, burned or ripped their fashion dolls limb from limb, though the researchers believe this doesn't mean that kids are a pile of psychotics on the making.
"Whilst for an adult, the delight the child felt in breaking, mutilating and torturing their dolls is deeply disturbing," Said Agnes Nairn, who led the study. "From the child's point of view they were simply being imaginative in disposing of an excessive commodity in the same way as one might crush cans for recycling."
Barbie, who was invented in 1959 by Mattel co founder, Ruth Handler, has been an Astronaut, a Footballer, a Doctor, a Rock Star, a Ballerina, a Travel agent, and is known as one of the world's coolest big sisters, but young girls now see at as a rite ofpassage to renounce the Doll.Yet, despite the hatred of the toy by many young girls, Mattel is not worried. Barbie is still one of the top gifts, this christmas, and the line still sells more than three toys every second. Source

A Hi-Heeled Hottie's thoughts on the Nip/Tuck season finale

Okay, hotties, let’s dish about the finale of Nip/Tuck, shall we? First off, for those of you that did not see it, well, you are stupid. It is quite possibly one of the most fabulous, well-written shows on television, with the exception of Veronica Mars and LOST. (and home to many well-hot hotties) Photo

So, anyway, you can read the recap here. And you can visit The Carver’s MySpace page here. And mine here (but only if you want to be a MySpace friend. I'm lonely)

Thoughts:

• I thought The Carver storyline was incredible. I loved the way everything ended up. Everyone thought it was going to be Quentin, but you never knew how it was going to be him, or how it all tied together. You were completely guessing until the end, and the storyline involving Kit made me giddy with delight. Awesome season, awesome storyline.
  
• Matt. This was ridiculous to me. Why in the world was this even in the finale? To add suspense? I just didn’t understand it and it made to sense to me. It was just not needed. The finale would have been fine without this. It’s like Brittany Snow’s agent put a clause in her contract that she had to be a part of the finale, and *boom* this storyline was created. And all of sudden Matt and Cherry were BFF?? Hmmm…
  
• Must simply know what is going on with Julia’s baby. Sean and Julia are going to live together again, which is fabulous, but why? She knows something and there is a reason behind it, but we’re not going to find out until soooo long from now! Argh!
  
• Loved the reunion of sorts between Christian and Kimber, but am v. sad at the result. Boo for the both of them. Seriously, I will marry you Christian and have all your beautiful babies. Well, yours and Mark-Paul Gosselar’s. :)

Some News from E! News

As you know, I love me some E! Entertainment. Such as here, here, here, here and here. So, therefore, when news happen at E!, this hottie is all over it. Well, hotties, it seems a Mr. Ryan Seacrest is just inches away from landing quite the stellar job over there, making boo-coos of mulah. (seven freaking figures!!)

"The TV and radio star is finalizing a seven-figure deal to become the lead anchor of E! News and develop a new series for the cable network, Variety reports. Seacrest is quickly becoming the busiest man in show-biz: The new gig comes in addition to his duties on American Idol, as well as daily radio show on Los Angeles's KIIS-FM. He also is co-hosting ABC's New Year's Rockin' Eve for the next few years and is expected to eventually take over the annual show for Dick Clark and host the weekly American Top 40 radio show. Seacrest is expected to begin his E! duties later this winter or early next spring, and he will also be covering the red-carpet for the network beginning with this year's Golden Globe Awards on Jan. 16."

Gotta say, this is probably the best decision they have made as of late. Their other anchor peeps didn't really rock my sailboat. However, poor old Kathy Griffin though, huh? She basically was given the ole heave ho.

"That news may be at the expense of Kathy Griffin, who had provided red-carpet coverage alongside Star Jones Reynolds for the cable network since the departure of Joan Rivers. Griffin tells the New York Post that E! President Ted Harbert told the comic's lawyer her services were no longer needed. "Apparently Ted told my reps that the E! red carpet is a puzzle and I am a piece of the puzzle, which is a wonderful puzzle piece, but I don't fit this particular puzzle and that when I see the puzzle, I will get it. I am a piece that doesn't understand only because they can't tell me who will take over," Griffin told the Post." Source

Nip/Tuck Finale Tonight

This is the season finale here, hotties. You must watch it. It's fabulous. The Carver is revealed. Oh so good.

The rumors have been confirmed:

Gwen Stefani is officially preggers with her first child with hottie hubby Gavin Rossdale. Rossdale has another child, 16, by a previous relationship. The rocker bambino will be due in June. Here's hoping her crazy outfits will be available in size L. Gwen and Gavin sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love, then come marriage, then come baby in a baby carriage!

Gwen Stefani, nominated for five Grammy Awards including album of the year for
“Love.Angel.Music.Baby.,” is pregnant with her first child, according to Us Weekly. The 36-year-old pop star and Gavin Rossdale, 38, were married three years ago. The baby is due in June, the magazine reported Tuesday. “We are delighted,” Us Weekly quotes Rossdale’s father, Douglas, as saying. Stefani’s mother, Patti, also reportedly confirmed the pregnancy to the magazine. Source: MSN

Poor Jen Aniston

Rumor has it (Ha!) that Jennifer Aniston's new movie, Rumor Has It, is off off to some pretty poor reviews. Derailed didn't do as well as it should have done, and it looks like this one might not make the hit list, either. (But, then again, neither did The Pacifier, with Vin Deisel. - so you have some hope Jen!!)

Jennifer Aniston, whose last movie Derailed was derailed by critics and largely ignored by audiences, could use big-screen hit. But according to trade industry reviews, her new one, Rumor Has It ..., opening Christmas Day, has bleak box-office prospects. "A Wreck" reads the headline above the review in the Hollywood Reporter. Variety opens its critique by labeling the comedy-drama "as muddled in most respects as its title." Both papers predict poor ticket sales. Source

Nick Lachey excites me

Rumor has it (nope, hotties, not the movie) that Jessica Simpson's soon-to-be ex, Nick Lachey is planning on selling his side of the story to OK Magazine for $300,000. Looks like he's being pimped out by BFF A.J. DiScala (who recently split from Sopranos hottie Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jessica's BFF).

Oh, yeah, and they also plan to open up a club called Pacha, "where scantily clad women writhe in a shower". Nice. Real nice.

Story: Page Six - Photo: AP

(Oooo! Look! Jessica has on shoes like Mary-Kate Olsen)

A Holiday Greeting from Paris and Nicky Hilton

"Hey gorgeous! Me and my sister, Nicky wanted to wish you a very Merry Chistmas a Happy New Year. We will be drunk, rich, and hot and we hope you will be too. Cheers bitches!" Source

Mischa Barton - Trendsetter

Sooooo love it. Leave it to this hottie (hellooooooo, ballet flats) to nix the pooch accessory and start the kitty cat trend. Kuddos, Misch! She picked up this little cutie with boyfriend Cisco Alder in Malibu on Sunday. Source