Naomi Campbell is one rough chick

As she assaults yet another poor person. She was charged with second-degree assault Thursday after cracking her housekeeper in the head with a phone during an argument. Seriously. STAY OUT OF HER WAY. But of course, rich people never take the blame for anything. In a statement, a Campbell spokesman said the supermodel wasn't responsible for any assault.``We believe this is a case of retaliation, because Naomi had fired her housekeeper earlier this morning,'' said the statement from J.R. Johnson. ``We are confident the courts will see it the same way.'' Sure they will. Of course they will. I wish I were rich...


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The date that makes you want to crawl in a hole and die

Okay. That cannot be for real. Seriously? Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest? No way! This is either a publicity stunt, or she has knocked her head really hard on the set. Weren't we hearing like, last week that she was in such tears over some "mystery" love and her crying led to her big revelation of her being abused as a child? Yeah, I thought so. Ryan must be helping her out of that. And who else wants to puke as the kissing picture? Raise your hand! Ew. Thanks to US Weekly!

Desperate Housewives video game?

Who does marketing for Desperate Housewives? This idea is just absurd. Number 1: Who is your normal video game clientele? Ummm - pre-teen, teenage boys? And do you think they have any interest in Desperate Housewives? And let's see: Who are the biggest fans of Desperate Housewives? 20-40 year old women? Sure, they are video game fans. Sure they are.... They just plop right down in front of the TV and play Super Mario Brothers all the time (What? Super Mario Brothers is out of date? See, there you go. I wouldn't buy the damn thing either. )

Buena Vista Games has developed a video game based on ABC's hit series Desperate Housewives. Players take on the role of a new housewife who moves into Wisteria Lane and unlocks the delicious scandals hidden in the seemingly perfect neighborhood. Brenda Strong, who plays deceased housewife Mary Alice Young, will serve as the narrator of the game. "It's a great opportunity to allow our viewers the chance to be a part of the world of Desperate Housewives," said creator and executive producer Marc Cherry. source

Paris Hilton sings a duet

WITH THREE 6 MAFIA. No, I am not shitting you.. (and wasn't she supposed to make her debut like a year ago?)

MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) - Academy Award-winning rappers Three 6 Mafia say they are producing and recording tracks with Paris Hilton for her music debut.

"We ran into her at a William Morris agency party and she said she liked our song 'Stay Fly' and asked could we work with her," said Jordan 'Juicy J' Houston, one-third of the Memphis hip-hop group.

Houston said the group was in a Los Angeles recording studio Tuesday with the hotel heiress and reality TV star.

"We let her listen to a dance track and she really liked it and plans to record it tonight," Houston told the Memphis-based Commercial Appeal newspaper by phone Tuesday.

He said that since the group won the Oscar for Best Original Song for "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" from the movie "Hustle & Flow," they have been swamped with requests. The trio will be back in Memphis to receive a key to the city Saturday, deemed Three 6 Mafia Day. source:JJB

Boy - those paparazzi in Nashville are good!

They are snapping pics of Nicole and Keith everywhere. Remember, L.A. "is like Nashville - with a tan"

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Dreams do come true

I have these fabulous dreams/fantasies/what I want to do before I die kind of lists. One of them is to be on a gameshow. I'm going to do it, too. I have to be on not-so-smart gameshow, though. No Jeopardy. But I don't want to be on Jeopardy. Too nerdy. My love is to be on Wheel of Fortune. Sure, everyone is all up in the "Deal or no Deal" craze. But I can't take my chances with that stupid show. (Remember what I said about Murphy's law being my BFF? Yeah - I would guess the top cases first - trust me). I would love to also be on Supermarket Sweep. I would be REALLY good at that one. Sometimes as I am in the grocery store and I get to the checkout lane and realize I have forgotten something, I rush to find it and pretend I am a contestant on Supermarket Sweep. Sure, weird.

But one that I used to watch that I KNEW I could be a superstar on was a show called Hollywood Showdown (hosted by cutie Todd Newton). I most definitely could get every single on of those right. One that I would not like to be on is The Price is Right. Sure, I love the game and it would be uber fun, but ,my chances of getting picked to be a contestant out of the audience is slim to none. (See: Murphy's Law reference) However.......

So, today I'm talking to my tech guy in Texas. And we are having this same conversation about game shows and he comes out with "My Dad was on The Price is Right and won the Showcase Showdown". What???? I was simply so excited I couldn't speak. Well, then I was a flood of questions. What he won: a Camper/Trailer, a Jacuzzi, three trips (one to the Virgin Islands) and a set of luggage. I was told he got every prize and quickly too. He did have to pay taxes. But, he decided to sell the camper (not a big outdoors guy) and he used that to pay for the taxes. But how cool is this?? So, see? Dreams can come true.

Studio City, CA - here I come.

Jessica Simpson wants to adopt??

Jessica Simpson is considering adopting a child, her publicist, Rob Shuter, has confirmed. "Nothing has been finalized yet," Shuter, who was asked when and how Simpson would adopt, told the Associated Press on Tuesday. He added, "It is true that she's exploring options." The 25-year-old singer-actress, who filed for divorce from Nick Lachey last December, recently told TV's Extra: "I want to adopt, and I plan to adopt before I have my own kids. She also said of a particularly well-known adoptive mother, "I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable." Shuter said that for the past several years Simpson and her family have anonymously contributed money to various Mexican orphanages, and that Jessica was 11 years old when she visited her first orphanage with a church group. source

Poor Tara Reid

She just can't catch a break. It's bad enough they slipped out at P.Diddy's Party, so now she feels compelled to keep them tighly under wraps. But the problem here is that it looks like she ran down to the Farmer's Market and stuffed two melons down her dress. Those things need to be milked girl!

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Is Mary Kate in costume?

Did the Wicked Witch of the West beat up Dorothy and steal her ruby slippers? Oh, no. Thats just Mary-Kate.

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Jennifer Lopez shopping on Sunset Plaza

"Look who we've got our Hanes on now"

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Wilmer Valderrama took Mandy's virginity?

No, not mine you sillies. Mandy Moore's, not Mandy Stribling's. (although a girl can dream, no?)

In a very revealing interview with Howard Stern, Wilmer Valderrama admitted the following:

• He was born in America, but was raised in Venezuela
• He did not dump Lindsay Lohan for Ashlee Simpson
• He is not dicriminated against for his accent, and it actually "helped him with some of his girlfriends" and “getting a sitcom” didn’t hurt him either
• He claimed that he took Mandy’s virginity, and the sex was “really good” with Mandy, but also acknowledged that it wasn’t “like warm apple pie.”
• Said Jennifer Love Hewitt “was an eight.” However,
• He has not slept with Jamie Presley, Rosaria Dawson and Jessica Alba
• He’s “been blessed” in the endowment department, and it's more than eight inches long.
• He has to be sure to perform adequately

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A hottie post

I have my blogging times. I like to blog in the morning, and then maybe mid day. I have one of those personalities (ESTJ - for the Myers Briggs peeps) where I like schedules, lists and time frames. I like my blogging times. When asked "Do interruptions into your tasks throw you off and cause stress?" I would check yes. So, not being able to blog yesterday upsets me. I didn't blog on this blog or my gossip one, either. So, here I am. :)

Lost my cell phone this weekend. Although most people who know me would venture to say that I would not care, as I don't answer it and never have it with me, I honestly feel naked without it. I must have it. I hate not having it. Now, Murphy's Law will tell us that on my way home today I will get a flat tire. And Murphy and I are BFFs.

Ahhhh, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. What a couple of Nashvillians. They are just popping up everywhere. My sister-in-law was having dinner Friday night at Cafe Margo in East Nashville, and they were seated right next to her. Can you even believe it?? And they are spotted at Bread & Co. in Green Hills ALL THE TIME. FYI.

Went to Mercury Lounge on Friday night for a party. Saw a girl I grew up with there. So completely random. And makes me feel a bit old. Oh, and they have "Rock Star Karaoke". Do you know what that is? You actually sing with a live band. FABULOUS FUN. FABULOUS. Had no idea there was such a thing!! Soooooooo was born to do this.

National Stationery Show is (hopefully) going to be smooth. No rushing around. We are going to not be stresses - we are going to go and have a fabulous show. A girl told me this weekend that I said fabulous alot. Do ya think?

And from a normal name...

Comes a not so normal name. Some name their babies normal things, like Michael, while others choose --- Mortimer? Isn't that the name of the marker that Bill Cosby used when he hosted Picture Pages on Nickelodeon???

GWYNETH Paltrow is having a boy - and no, she's not going to name him Orange. The Oscar winner, mother with hubby Chris Martin of adorable daughter Apple, wants to name her second child Mortimer, after her godfather Steven Spielberg, according to rossmathews.net. Paltrow apparently affectionately refers to Spielberg as "Uncle Morty" - which we guess is better than "Uncle Miltie," the famed funnyman Milton Berle. Source: Page Six

It's in the water!

Apparently Marky-Mark (minus the Funky Bunch)Walberg and Rhea Durman gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday. They named him Michael. Yea for them… Thanks Perez!

Drew Lachey has his baby!

Drew Lachey and wife Lea, both 29, welcomed their first child, a daughter, today in Los Angeles. "Mom, Dad and baby are all happy and healthy," says a rep for the couple. Last month, Lachey and dance partner Cheryl Burke won the second season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars. The former 98 Degrees singer and younger brother of Nick Lachey credited Lea, a dancer and choreographer, with "helping me with my posture, my feet" during the competition, he told PEOPLE.

After his victory, Drew told said he couldn't wait to kick up his heels with his new girl. "In a couple of years my daughter will be cutting a rug around me," he said at the time. "I'll hold her hands, and she'll be dancing on my feet. I'm looking forward to that." source

I wear my sunglasses at night..so I can

So I can see what a dipshit I am. And wait! It looks like Katie's pillow has moved down a bit! Hurry! Push it back up!

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Paris Hilton "arrives" to eat dinner

It must be nice. It looks like Paris has just arrived at the Oscars. She is dressed to the nines, and opens the car door as if to expect red carpet treatment and a swarm of paparazzi. And she's just going out to eat at the Spanish Kitchen. No one does that for me when I arrive at O'Charley's, dammit.

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Kristin Cavallari pumps gas

"See? I mean, Oh my Gah! I can totally pump gas myself! And I'll smile while doing it. I mean, it's not like I'm too famous for that yet. (Well, almost...after all, I am shagging Nick Lachey now)"

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Who's a fan of American Idol?

I am so-so. Not too much. Okay, fine. Honestly I watch the beginning and the last two episodes. Sue me. There is just too much on for me to devote ten days per week to watch the show! Well, in case you're wondering, last year's former American Idol favorite Constantine Maroulis has split from his band, Pray for the Soul of Betty, the singer tells PEOPLE. (just in case you're wondering)

"We've been through so much together, from Rent to American Idol," says Maroulis. "With all of my solo projects speeding up, we just felt it was time to move on." Maroulis, 30, has started work on a solo album and has a development deal to star in an ABC sitcom. Before he leapt to fame on Idol last year, the singer toured with Rent in 2003 and fronted hard-rockers Pray for the Soul of Betty.

My weekend with Sarah

How was everyone’s weekend? Was it consumed with basketball like mine was? Our poor Vols lost. But, it has been a fabulous season. Now, down to important things: Sarah from “The Bachelor”. There I was at Sportsman’s Bar on Saturday night, just having a good old time. When in walks Sarah. Now, I have seen her out now quite a few times, so really I wasn’t that excited. What excited me was who she was with: the "rumored" new boyfriend Matt Lauderdale. Yep. They were very much together, too. His fabu roommate Drew Bennett (of the TN Titans) was also there with his gf looking hottie-fied as well.

Lucky for me we were playing pool right next to them and I “accidentally” kept on getting in there way, which led to some witty banter between he and I. Sigh. I will tell you, hotties, that Mr. Matt Lauderdale is quite the cutie-pie. Sure, I did have on beer goggles; but I know a hottie when I see one. Sure, he was no Travis Stork, but I was pleasantly surprised.

And, Sarah, if you are reading this, I was not the one that kept walking around pretending to talk on her cell phone when actually trying to score a camera pic of the two of you. Nope, that was not me. That was some other psycho bitch.

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YAY!! Go VOLS!

Yay! My beautiful VOLS just beat Winthrop in a heart attack causing victory in the NCAA tournament. I AM SO EXCITED!!! OMG. I must go drink beer now to celebrate...

It's Nick and Jessica Day - post 3

Okay! This is it for Nick & Jess talk for today - promise!!


That would be 32-year old Nick Lachey and 19-year old Kristin Cavallari (Laguna Beach). Oh yes, mathematicians, that would be a 13 year age difference. Yikes!! They were spotted together last week and maintained they were "just friends", but were spotted again together over the weekend.

The pair were seen having a drink together at Stanley's restaurant in Sherman Oaks, Calif. So, is it turning into something more substantial than "just friends"?

"Eventually it might turn into something more serious," a pal of Cavallari, 19, who recently split from reality star Brody Jenner, tells PEOPLE. "But right now it's not. They're at that stage when they're getting to know each other."

That seemed to be what they were doing over drinks. "They were talking to each other. They weren't being overly touchy-feely; he was playing it pretty cool," says a patron standing nearby. "But she was definitely flirting. She was laughing and flipping her hair back. They seemed to be enjoying the conversation."

Oh, and p.s. did anyone catch Kristin last night on Veronica Mars? Was not impressed - were you?

It's Nick and Jessica Day - post 2

Poor Jessica. She is just not at the top of anyone's list lately. Honey, you have got to start getting some brownie points somehwere, of you will get kicked to the curb!

So, not it seems she has snubbed an invitation to meet with U.S. President George W. Bush at a major party fund-raiser with the president and congressional leaders scheduled for Thursday night. She said it was because her organization Operation Smile is non-partisan.

NRCC spokesman Carl Forti feels differently:

"It's never been a problem for Bono," he said, referring to the U2 star who has met regularly with leaders of all political leanings to promote such causes as Third World debt relief. "I find it hard to believe she would pass up an opportunity to lobby the president on behalf of Operation Smile."

And he also said that sheaccepted the NRCC invitation when it was extended on Tuesday night, only to change her mind the next evening.

Oh, Jess....

It's Nick and Jessica Day - post 1

Okay, I am going to do three posts in a row about Nick and Jessica - all importnat of course, so bear with me. First things first: Could Jessica really be/was pregnant???


Or is he?? He is reporting that Ms. Jessica Simpson might have a bunt in the oven. Is he wrong? Sometimes. But, usually he's on the money. Trust me, I about fell out of my chair when I heard. Time will tell. Who do you think is the baby's daddy? Nick? Her new director? Papa Joe? Matt Leinart? Holy Louis Vuitton Batman! And...we also know it was Nick's fault USC lost the National Championship game!

Britney preggers again? Prolly. More on that tomorrow. Can't wait, huh? But how 'bout that Jessica Simpson preggers? Now that one's infinitely more plot thickening, as it would explain (a) why Nick Lachey has been awfully gal-friendly as of late, total recovery hookups in every sense o' the word, I'm sure, and (b) why Nick's good bud Mr. Matt Leinert was steallar, if not superstellar in the UT-USC game.

My Desk Austin insisted to moi that Matty wasn't up to par because he had been babysitting Nick's shattered ego the night before. This male brewery-bonding occurred immediately after N.L. discovered his ex is reportedly not missing him in the least, has moved on in a big way, said buds superclose to all good-lookin' parties.

Desk Austin is adamant about the dish reported above. Keep in mind, D.A. has never been wrong before--they told me about Jen hooking up with Brad down there, way back when, not to mention certain exquisitely scrumptious bongo-in-the-night deets. source: Eonline

The new bond girl is.....

Eva Green. For those who don't know who she is, she was in The Dreamers, and Kingdom of Heaven. Still don't know who she is? Well, me neither. Not a clue. And she appaarently likes to take her clothes off. Good for her. It's always nice to find a girl with no self esteem issues. And maybe she will take some of the heat off of poor Daniel Craig. WWTTD has more pics of her, in case you're interested.

Angelina Jolie has some skinny arms!

Look at her arms! Are you kidding me? Here we go again with the preggo women who don't gain one ounce of weight. My arms would look like glow worms. And for those who don't remember what a glow worm is, I have attached one.

Yes, hotties, my arms would look like this, not Angie's. source:JJB

Jared Leto is still fat

I don't give a rat's arse if he was "filming a movie and he had to put on the lbs". It's finished filming and I oogle at you no more! What happened? You were sooo hot! Please! It's called Atkins. Live it. Love it. So that I may love you.

Source:Jared-Leto.org

Kate Hudson and Fam strolling through Paris

They look like they smell bad. You know that hippyish frangrance that is oh so yummy...

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Paris is rich

Just in case ya didn't know. Stupid bitch. I'm not jealous, I swear.

Paris Hilton makes a $450,000 entrance Monday, emerging from a Mercedes-Benz SLR McLarenas at The Ivy in Beverly Hills. How'd she snag it? It could be thanks to Dad: His hotel empire has a sponsorship deal with the automobile's Formula 1 racing team.

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Nicole and Keith are all over Nashville!

Sunday Nicole and Keith were at Southstreet, and here they are on Saturday at Bread and Co. Now, pray tell, who is the hell is taking these pictures and selling them to People? We have no paparazzi in Nashville for crying out loud!

Jessica shops in LA

Seriously, sweetie, why don't you instead take all of that money that you are hoarding from Nick and buy some sweatpants that fit. You are way too stylish to be trapsing around LA in gross Uggs and messy hair and sweat pants. Go back to Texas to do that.




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Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Love Nashville!!

Nicole and Keith were spotted at Southstreet in Nashville on Sunday! How fab is that? I go there all the time! was just there last weekend...

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Isaac Hayes Quits South Park

Christians, Jews, Muslims, Mormons and Scientologists have been raked over the comic coals of Comedy Central's South Park, and Isaac Hayes, who voices the character Chef, says he won't stand for it anymore. "There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said in a statement. "I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."
South Park co-creator Matt Stone has a different take. "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology," he told the Associated Press. "He has no problem – and he's cashed plenty of checks – with our show making fun of Christians." source

Shoe Blues

Today I am wearing my fabulous new shoes. They are shiny, gold, platform, heels, and peep-toe. So trendy, so beautiful, and so excited to wear them. They look like crap. They were not meant for 5’1” girls, with a size 6 shoe. They make my legs look stubby and my feet look like a 2-year old. And definately, defiantly do not wear them with jeans. You feet will disappear. Rounded toe heels have never really been my thing – I am a pointy-toed girl. But I decided to try this new look out, as I was v. v. excited about them. So, vintage, so cute. So, my advice to you petite ladies – throw them in the fire.

Gwyneth Paltrow expecting a girl?

So says Bricks and Stones:

Rumor Has it that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are having another little girl. A source close to the actress says that she and husband of four years Chris, 28, learned the baby's sex in early December at one of Gwyneth's appointments with her OB-GYN at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica, Calif. Now, with the birth approaching, a source says that the actress, 33, is starting to spread the exciting news to her friends.

Okay, what is sad about these photos: I did now grow up like little Apple. I was not the daughter of a millionaire. However, my mom was also too cheap to put me in a swimsuit and just let me run around the pool with just a soggy-ass diaper. Thanks Mom.

Tom asks Nicole to postpone wedding

It figures. Poor Nicole can't have any happiness. Psycho Tom has to control that too. I know, I shouldn't be so nasty. (Wait, of course I should. I'm not a celebrity and completely jealous and spiteful.) But, I honestly don't care either way, as long as they reside in Nashville :)

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have been seeing each other for an estimated seven months, and now it appears that the pair are set to wed. But now Nic's ex Tom Cruise has some questions about the Aussie Power Couple ™.In fact, a report from In Touch Weekly reports that Cruise is specifically questioning his ex about Keith Urban and reportedly asked Nic to delay the upcoming wedding.

When Nic confided to Cruise about her plans the ex quizzed her, "are you sure you're doing the right thing?" He was concerned for their adopted children and a friend of

Nicole's tells the weekly that "Tom is wary of how it's going to affect his life and the life of the kids. "Cruise then reportedly suggested that Nic postpone the wedding until after his baby with the fabulous Katie Holmes is born. source

What is Jessica Alba digging for?

Seriously, what in the world could itch so bad that you have to go under the bikini bottoms?

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Wanna swap links?

Hey all - I'm updating my linking. If anyone would like to swap links, please post a comment here or email me here. I am not picky. I will take them all. I love friends, see...I'll update them all this weekend! Cheers!

Oh, and I also have a MySpace page that loves links as well. www.myspace.com/fabulousmps

Jessica Simpson Pregnant!

Joking hotties!! :) Made ya look! No, this is just on the set of her new movie, Employee of the Month. Watch Out Ya'll - this has Oscar written all over it.

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Is she or isn't she?

Okay, so I have never been pregnant, so I don't know if this is a new belly, or just fat from having a baby, like a freaking month ago. So, I'll leave it up to you. Sure, she apparently has been goign around tellign everyoen she is. And, if I was