This girl seriously hates pickles

What a freak-z-zoid

Well, hi there puddin'!

Hey Lindz! Whats up?

Star Jones vs. Barbara Walter

Reer!! Cat Fight! Now, seriously, I haven't posted everything that has gone on in the past couple of days, but Perez Hilton has. It has been NASTY. N-A-S-T-Y. I honestly don't know how they have survived that long. And seriously, I have had more hits on my blog (I mean thousands!!) from my Star Jones story than any other story. So thank you Star! You have officially blown Ellen Pompeo out of the water. (and thank GAWD for that)

Anywho, it's getting even nastier over at Casa de Star. First off, Barbara said she felt "betrayed" by Star's earlier comments about her being fired. Well, now Star has shot back again today by saying that Barbara Walters is a hypocrite! I tell you what. This is better that some Desperate Housewives catfight any day. Woo hoo! Let the fun begin. For those that have become obsessed with all of this like I have (what? Perez and I are the only ones?? How can that be?) I have a couple of little videos I thought might entertain you:

This one is pretty recent. It is an interview with Sandra Berhard. This gets VERY catfight-y. It is hysterical. And know you see why it is going to be so fun with Rosie O'Donnell in the game. Awful! Just awful!

Sandra Bernhard vs. THE VIEW Cat Fight

And this one is Star Jones Reynolds' announcement that she is leaving. Thought it was appropriate. Enjoy!


Star Jones Leaving The View!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban honeymoon pictures!

Poor kids. They thought they had it all planned out. But the paparazzi has been with them the whole time. LOL.

pics: People

Gwyneth Paltrow to become a singer?

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooo. I knew it. I knew this was going to happen. However, I thought it was going to be after the movie Duets when he fabu duet with Huey Lewis was booming on the adult contemporary charts. Oh yes, my friends. It's happening. I guess Reese Witherspoon is next because she really sang in her movie, Walk The Line.

Gwyneth Paltrow is pulling a J. Lo. The big-screen beauty, who is married to Coldplay crooner Chris Martin, is reportedly in the studio working on an album with producer William Orbit, the man behind Madonna's Ray of Light.

"We bumped into each other and got talking and it turned out she was keen to do some recording," Orbit told MTV. "We've already done a track, which will make a brilliant first single.”

Paltrow chose not to work with her famous husband on the disc because she felt it would be too complicated, a source told the U.K.'s Sun.

"Gwyneth has messed around with Chris, so to speak. She would not work on musicwith her husband. She feels like she would be treading on his toes," the spy said. "When they are together, they like to be away from work. But Gwyneth has got a fantastic voice." source

Star Jones actually does leave The View!

Poor Star Jones. She finally got booted from The View. I have had quite a bit of mixed comments over on my other post about it.

"Something's been on my heart for a little bit, and after much prayer and counsel I feel like this is the right time to tell you that the show is moving in another direction for its tenth season and I will not be returning as cohost next year," she said on the air.

"That's shocking to me," interrupted Joy Behar, prompting Jones Reynolds to link hands with her cohosts. As for where she'll go next Jones Reynolds said, "I'm not sure what the future holds, but I'm absolutely sure who holds the future."

Behind the scenes, though, all was a bit nastier, saying

"What you don't know is that my contract was not renewed for the tenth season,"
she tells PEOPLE. "I feel like I was fired." She adds that she was told her
contract wouldn't be renewed just days before news leaked that O'Donnell would
be joining The View.

What do I think? Well, I love Rosie O'Donnell, so we'll see... (I just wish that Elisabeth would get over herself, though)

It's okay, Star really! Time Heals All Wounds, right? Get yourself some of these cards. It will make you feel better.

Notecards from Fashion Flair Cards. $12.50/set of 10

I'm a pear-shaped?

Huh? How am I a pear-shaped? Don't you remember the episode of Sex and the City when Carrie think she's going to get an engagement ring from Aidan and they think it's pear-shaped and they all go "ew" and Samantha says, "no wonder you threw up"?How can I be a pear shaped? That can't be fun. However, the profile says this:

You’re outspoken and adventurous, and much like the arresting pear-shape diamond, you epitomize today’s definition of femininity with edge. The rock’s striking shape and complex facets echo your daring personality and symbolize a complementary cut for the contemporary woman. Its sparkling teardrop shape also rocks powers that can lengthen and slenderize fingers.


So, I guess thats ok. I'm slender, and striking. (oh, they're talkign about the ring? Damn.) Anywho, go take the quiz!

Can I get married again??

White House/Black Market now does Bridal! Soooo fabulous these dresses are. You know how I adore everything White House/Black Market. And this new line is nothing but simple, classic and glamorous at teh same time. Visit WHBM for locations.

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More Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban wedding pictures!

Thanks to JJB and INO for the pics!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban marry!!

Sooo excited for these two! I promise to have more pictures later. (it should be any time - the paparazzi are quick) But I did post the pictures I have so far. Congrats you two! See you in Nashville!

Details from People:

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's all-candlelight ceremony took place just after sundown Sunday night at Sydney, Australia's Cardinal Cerretti Memorial Chapel on St. Patrick's Estate at Manly, reps for the couple confirmed to PEOPLE.

Though security during their wedding was high, the bride thrilled hundreds of spectators as she rolled up in a vintage Rolls-Royce and opened the car window to wave and thank the cheering throngs. Guests at the black-tie event included Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman, Naomi Watts and Rupert Murdoch.

Kidman wore a dress by Nicolas Ghesquiere for Balenciaga. Her father, Antony, walked her down the aisle under the dramatic glow of a spotlight. She kept her veil on throughout the ceremony, only lifting it when it came time to say the (very traditional) vows. The flowers were white freesias, gardenias and carnations arranged by Sydney florist Saskia Havekes.

"Nicole cried all the way to the church in the car and then she cried all during the ceremony and had to wipe her eyes under the veil," a guest tells PEOPLE. "It was the most emotional and beautiful ceremony. Nicole looked ethereal with her veil floating, like a vision in white. ... Keith cried when he looked at her.

Slow news day...

So I thought I would post a picture of me and my husband. Isn't he a hottie? He's really busy right now, but luckily he had time to take me to this movie premiere. I am such a lucky, fabulous woman. He loves me so...

Britney has a new 'do

Hell after the whole Dateline thing, I would go incognito myself. (Even though I soooooo have to around Nashville already. Its amazing how many people recognize you when you are fabulous. So, Brit-babe, I totally understand)

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10-Year reunion on the horizon

Has it really been 10 whole years? Seriously?

My 10-year high school reunion is coming up this August. I am very conflicted about it. I honestly cannot believe it is here so fast. I am not what I "wanted to be when I grew up" yet. I am not the fabulous Nashville socialite with a killer job and killer friends and a killer life. (Well, I do in my head though.....does that count?) Damn! So, how can I go? Sure, high school was a blast for me. I had a lot of friends, and was involved in alot of activities. But am I ready to go back and face all of these people? Yeesh.

So, I am constituting a "Things to do before the reunion"

1. Get fabulous & expensive body
2. Get fabulous & expensive cut and color
3. Get fabulous & expensive outfit
4. Get fabulous & expensive job
5. Get fabulous & expensive life

What??? You don't think it will happen by August? Easy-Peasy.

Whew!

Will be back as a post-a-holic tomorrow. Busy day today. Whew!

Reese Witherspoon and kids frolicking at the beach

Must be nice to be a fabulous movie star and make lots of money. Then you can just play around on the beach all the time. (Wha?? I am soooo not jealous...Well, maybe a little - why can't I be rich and famous too?? What about ME?) Oh, but alas, I love Reese Witherspoon and Deacon & Ava. (and her hot-as-hell-husband, Ryan Phillippe too...yummm) And what do ya think hotties? Is she preggo? or bloated?

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Britney Did Her Own Hair/Make-Up For "Dateline"

No shit? Britney did her own hair and make-up? Get outta town!!

June 19, 2006 -- BRITNEY Spears needs guidance. "Dateline" staffers were shocked when they showed up with Matt Lauer to interview Spears last week and found the pop star alone in her Malibu manse.

"Neither of her publicists, Leslie Sloane Zelnick or Nanci Ryder, showed up," said our source. Spears insisted on doing her own hair and makeup - a regrettable decision. Web sites derided her hair as a "rat's nest" and, when she started crying during the interview, one of her fake eyelashes fell off. "When [the NBC crew] got there, they thought they had the wrong day . . . During the interview, no one was there to rein things in," we're told.

Spears, when asked about Kevin Federline being with a pregnant Shar Jackson when they first met, shot back, "Julia Roberts' husband had a pregnant wife when he hooked up with Julia, but no one ever talked about that!" Spears wore flip-flops, a see-through tank and micro-mini jeans. Reps tried to control the damage on Friday. "They asked NBC not to release footage to places like E!," said a source. Asked why Spears was on her own for the interview, Sloane Zelnick said, "Britney is a grown-up and makes her own decisions." source: NY post

Gwen and Kingston watch Gavin play tennis 6/18

Look at these cutie-pie pictures of Kingston James McGregor Rossdale, son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale (yummm). Here Gwen and Kingston watching Gavin play tennis. All together now....Awwwww!!

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirm wedding plans (and Nashville!)

Yay!!! So glad everything is working out for these two. (and I'm not selfishly saying that because he also has a house here locally. Well, ok...so maybe I am.) And here is what they said about that!! Yippee!

Despite planning to marry in Sydney, the couple intend to live in Nashville, Tennessee, where the Grammy-winning Urban is based."I've moved to Tennessee for my personal life," Kidman said yesterday in Shanghai, where she was promoting her latest film, The Lady From Shanghai."I'm establishing my new home there."

And on their wedding deatils:

NICOLE Kidman and Keith Urban want to be married the old-fashioned way, and plan to spend the last days before their wedding apart.The Oscar winner and her country music star fiancé arrived in Sydney early today, spending the day at the Darling Point mansion Kidman bought with her first husband Tom Cruise.

"We are very happy to be back in Australia," Kidman and Urban said in a joint statement."We have come home to celebrate our wedding with our family and friends." It is believed the couple will adhere to tradition by spending the nights leading up to next weekend's ceremony apart.

Grey's Anatomy Star Katherine Heigl Engaged

Why should this excite me so much? Well,

• number 1) I adore Grey's Anatomy.
• number 2) I adore Josh Kelley and the most important....
• number 3) Josh Kelley lives in Franklin!! That would be about 10 minutes away from me, hotties. So now I am going to have even more celeb sightings! woohoo! Nashville rocks!

Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and her boyfriend, musician Josh Kelley, are engaged, their reps confirm exclusively to PEOPLE. No wedding date has been set. The couple met last year when Heigl, 27, appeared in a video for Kelley's song "Only You."

Jolie: I'll Adopt Another Child

See? I told you so!

Angelina Jolie, in her first U.S. interview since daughter Shiloh Nouvel was born last month, says she will adopt another child.

"Next, we'll adopt," the actress says in an interview to air Tuesday on CNN's Anderson Cooper 360, the New York Post reports. Jolie's two other children, 4 year-old Maddox and 16-month-old Zahara, were adopted from Cambodia and Ethiopia, respectively. Her next child will be from another country, she says, although she hasn't decided which one or whether she's hoping to adopt a boy or a girl. "It's going to be the balance of what would be the best for Mad and for Z right now," she tells Cooper. source

I stopped by Illustration Friday...

Stopped by Illustration Friday.....and felt like Be-bopping

Kate Moss is free from jail time

To quote Lynyrd Skynyrd: Cause she's as free as a bird now and this bird you cannot change

(OMG!! Mandy! Did you just seriously just quote Lynyrd Skynyrd? Nah you didn!! ---Oh but I did. Sometimes you can't help but be Southern)

Anywho, it seems that Ms. Kate Moss is not going to get charged for her alleged drug use caught on film in London last year. In September, London's Daily Mirror published stills from a video of Moss, 32, apparently snorting cocaine in a recording studio with her then-boyfriend, admitted drug user Pete Doherty. (see photo). She is a lucky, lucky girl.

Britain's Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said the following as reported by People.

"The film footage provides an absolutely clear indication that Ms. Moss was using controlled drugs and providing them to others," said Rene Barclay, the CPS's London director of serious casework.

"However, in the absence of any forensic evidence, or direct eyewitness evidence about the substance in question, its precise nature could not be established. Ms. Moss declined to provide any explanation when interviewed, and the direct eyewitnesses also declined to provide evidence."

Britney Spears may have baby in Namibia

Okay, this is too ridiculous to even talk about. What in the world would Britney Spears go to Namibia for? What is wrong with LA or New York? Don't they have good hospitals? Is that the only place people can go to get some privacy? Seriously, come to Nashville! or Knoxville even. Seriously, you don't have to fly clear across the globe. (And by the way, it's not like we forgot about Brad and Angelina when they were over there anyway- it's not that private. )

Deputy Environment and Tourism Minister Leon Jooste said officials have received an inquiry on behalf of Britney Spears, who has a 9-month-old son, Sean Preston, with husband Kevin Federline. "She has shown interest to come over to Namibia,"Jooste said by telephone from a conference in neighboring South
Africa. "Nothing has been confirmed yet, but there is a definite possibility of that happening."

He declined to provide further details, saying: "She wants to come in very low profile and have some privacy. She might change her mind if we reveal too much now." There was no immediate response from Spears' New York-based representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, to requests by The Associated Press seeking comment. source

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Lindsay Lohan - eating lunch?

Lindsay Lohan has lunch at Da Silvano restaurant, June 13. What the hell is she digging in her mouth for? Ahhh, the life of celebrities. Sometime you just want to get that piece of corn that is stuck in your teeth and you can't even do that privately. Poor Lindz.

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Jessica Simpson denies divorce song claims

Jessica Simpson has denied rumours her latest song is about her divorce from Nick Lachey.
It has been claimed the star's upcoming single, 'A Public Affair'- which features lyrics 'All the girls stepping out for a public affair / All night, let's rock cause the party don't stop / You know the cameras come out for a public affair'- has been penned about her estranged husband.

However, the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress insists the song is about having fun with her girlfriends.Her spokesman said: "Everything she does is a public affair but this is about having fun."The video for the single - which is the first from her upcoming album, 'And The Band Played On' - has been filmed by 'X-Men: The Last Stand' director Brett Ratner.

The promo features blonde Jessica roller-skating and having fun with a bunch of girlfriends. 'And The Band Played On' is out in August. source

And on a sweet Britney note...

Here are recent pics of Britney and Sean on the beach in Malibu.

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The Britney Spears interview with Matt Lauer

Planning a move to Atlanta? Perfect! What couple would better fit in with Bobby and Whitney?? In the now famous interview, she dicusses, baby Sean, K-fed, career, and the mean ole press. And she doesn't care what peopel think, in case you were wondering...

Read the full interview here

Brad and Angelina adopting a Namibian child?

Whaa? Seriously? She just popped Shiloh out! Why in the world would they adopt so soon? Surely is is a fabricated publication (What? A gossip column, fabricated? I’ve never heard of such!)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are about to adopt another child, first can reveal. Just two weeks after giving birth to Shiloh Nouvel, Angelina is excitedly planning to adopt a Namibian little boy.
The actress, who gave birth in the African country, has already filed adoption papers. She hopes to have the child in her arms within weeks. source

Guess who is the most powerful star??

Tom Cruise. And no, I'm not shitting you. This one surprises me. Yeah, I get the whole Katie Holmes/Scientology/Press freak thing. (speaking of Katie, I watched the rerun Dawson's Creek finale yesterday on TBS and boohooed like a baby. Good stuff that show is. Why did they have to kill poor Jen??) But come on, I do believe that the whole Angelina and Brad craziness also was pretty fabulous this year, too. I guess b/c he has been in two movies makes him more powerful. Here's to the crazy! Oh, and the entire cast of The Sopranos got 9. Ha! The cast!

The Forbes Celebrity Top 10:
1. Tom Cruise
2. The Rolling Stones
3. Oprah Winfrey
4. U2
5. Tiger Woods
6. Steven Spielberg
7. Howard Stern
8. 50 Cent
9. The cast of The Sopranos
10. The DaVinci Code author Dan Brown
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My weekend of celebrities

Okay, granted, it's actually Friday after the weekend. So sue me. I'm only fabulous, not perfect. Anywho, I had quite the encounter with celebrities this past weekend. In good ole Nash-vegas. I swear, this town crawls with celebrities(However, haven't seen Nicole and Keith in a while...hmmm)

First I saw professional golfer John Daly. Sure, he may not be big to some peeps, but in my household, he is fabulous. We watch his reality show, "The Daly Planet" every week. Plus, he's a great golfer, and plus, he is a fun guy! He drinks beer (Miller Lites) like it's going out of style, cusses like a sailor, and was playing golf at our club barefoot. (yes, I really said barefoot)How fun is that guy? Not your typical golfer. Took a picture with him. Will post when developed.

Next Sara Evans was at our club pool on Saturday. For those that don't know who she is, she is a huge country music star. Now, my question with this is: Why the hell was she at a country club pool? Doesn't she have her own pool? Whats the point of having all that money if you go to a crowded, pee-infested,'if you manage to get a corner of the pool to yourself with out 15 kids splashing you' kind of pool? If you ask 'Moi', she is one crazy bitch.

Finally, my lovely HH participated in Steve McNair's celebrity golf tournament on Monday. He played with Tennessee Titan Keith Bullock as well as Adam Rodriquez from CSI Miami. Fun, no? On Sunday night we went to this uber fab dinner with a bunch of Titans and Vince Young! (ahem, National Championship winner, first round NFL draft pick, and now Titan!)So, it was very, very cool. Quite exciting weekend I had. Granted, I didn't see Shiloh or Angelina or Brad, but in the small-big town or Nashville, Tennessee, it's pretty effing cool.

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minillo - Back On!

Perez Hilton has two recent pics of the two of them together. These are of them in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

This next one is when Lachey was in attendance at the post-fight party held on Saturday night at Mixx Nighltclub in the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City, and lookie - There's Vanessa!!

Kingston James McGregor Rossdale pictures!

Thanks go out to OK magazine & ICYDK for the pics. Here they are hotties! The first pictures of Kingston James McGregor Rossdale, son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale (yummm).

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More babies

So, what are your thoughts on in about 16-17 years that all these kids will be BFFs with one another, and sleep with one another, act with one another and have each other's babies? I mean, talk about a whole new generation. Celebrity Babies has a list of all the babies born to Hollywood since January. Over 100! Crazy! So, I guess we can go ahead and add a couple more to the list.

• Matt Damon, Wife Have a Girl - People
• It's a Boy for Jack Black, wife - People

Denise Richards is a whore