BREAKING! Resse Witherspon & Ryan Phillippe SPLIT!

I…am…having…a…hard…time…typing….this….as….I….am….hunched….over…in…the…floor….in….a…sobbing….mess

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated.

The couple's rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says "We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Sources tell TMZ Witherspoon has contacted celebrity divorce lawyer Robert Kaufman, who has represented Jennifer Aniston, Roseanne and Lisa Marie Presley. Sources say Witherspoon spoke with Kaufman about divorcing Ryan Phillippe, her husband of seven years. The couple has two children. They met at Witherspoon's 21st birthday party.

As for why Witherspoon contacted Kaufman, we're told it was not triggered by one event. Rather, one connected source says it was "cumulative."Divorce papers have not yet been filed.

Grey's Anatomy Looking To Replace Isaiah Washington!!

Isaiah Washington's tenure in the hospital may be over!

Producers of ABC's #1 show, Grey's Anatomy, are looking to replace the fictional doctor, reports In Touch Weekly.

The cast and crew of the show have been in an uproar after the actor violently threatened co-star Patrick "Dr. McDreamy" Dempsey and made homophobic slurs against gay castmate T.R. Knight.

Since the incident, In Touch reports that Grey's Anatomy execs have met with three possible replacements:Fast Lane's Bill Bellamy, Soul Food star Boris Kodjoe and former E.R. star Eriq LaSalle.

"Grey's Anatomy is bigger than just one actor," an insider tells the magazine. "It's about the ensemble and Isaiah threatens that chemistry."

The National Enquirer, who broke the brawl story last week, backs up In Touch's reporting.

"The melee has set off World War III on the show and may cost Isaiah his job," an insider tells The Enquirer. "The cast is divided over the shameful event."

Sara Evan's Husband attacks back - SCOOP!!

Wow. It's just getting worse and worse. So much for Sara's lovely plan about protecting her family and kids.

Sara Evans' husband says his wife cheated on him and he found out the day before she filed for divorce. In these here court documents, Craig Schelske claims the day before Sara filed divorce papers, he "discovered Wife's intimate relationship with another man not her husband and an argument ensued between the parties." (I have heard that the 'MAN' in question might be a Mr. Kenny Chesney - but also people are saying that it might be Tony Dovolani, her "Dancing with the Stars" partner - Ummmm, even though me thinks that they are both probably gay).

In his legal papers, Schelske also denies having a penchant for porn. He says, however, that on one occasion, both he and his wife "were watching adult entertainment together when their oldest child, whom they believed to be secure and asleep, entered their room...."

He has also denied that he was even unfaithful. Any says that "any sexual photographs of himself with any other women as there are no authentic photographs of husband unclothed with any sexual partner or alone except as taken by Wife or with Wife on the single occasion in which both parties participated."

Oh! And what about this?? Schelske even says that yes, there are photos of his 'member', but those were takebn by Sara herself. Interesting...

Oh! and the nanny has just taken a lie-detector test as well.

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BREAKING NEWS Keith Urban Enters Rehab!

Wow on this one as well. I truly didn't see this one coming. Damn...

It appeared his life was picture perfect, but now Keith Urban says he's been battling alcohol abuse and has entered a treatment rehabilitation center.

According to a statement issued by Urban's publicist, the country singer checked himself in last night with Nicole Kidman, his wife of four months, by his side.Urban says, "I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me." He adds, "One can never let one's guard down on recovery and I'm afraid that I have."

Urban's statement ends with this message: "With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome."This is not Urban's first stint in rehab. The singer sought help in late 1998 for drug and alcohol abuse. Urban, who has admitted to free basing cocaine, once told USA Weekend Magazine "I had this house in Nashville where I used to do drugs. ... I remember one night crawling around on my hands and knees, looking for these little rocks at five in the morning."

All immediate appearances by Urban have been postponed. source

Grey's Anatomy Star GAY!!

Whoa!!!!!

Grey's Anatomy T.R. Knight is gay, he has confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE.

"I guess there have been a few questions about my sexuality, and I'd like to quiet any unnecessary rumors that may be out there," Knight tells PEOPLE in a statement. "While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I'm gay isn't the most interesting part of me."

Knight, 33, plays the unassuming Dr. George O'Malley on the hit ABC drama. A Minneapolis native, he began his career in that city's famed Guthrie Theater. He has also appeared on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

Come On Hotties!! Watch SomeTV!!!

Damn! It's all your fault that my fave TV shows are going to be no longer. So pretty please with sugar on top, watch these shows! Have I ever led you astray? Hell no! The following (of course my favorites this year) shows are slipping into no man's land in the ratings and really need your support! I don't care about the others, but REALLY, REALLY care about Studio 60, The Nine, and Six Degrees. Seriously you guys, they are wonderfully acted and written, and have great story lines. Give them a chance, kay??

Also, if you have become attached to any of these other shows, get your peeps to watch! They need ya! This is what E! Online's Watch With Kristin has to say about our current slippers:

STILL NOT SAFE

• Friday Night Lights (NBC): With an audience of 6.3 million, this critical fave is getting half the viewers it needs—and deserves.
• Justice (Fox): Fox just ordered three more episodes and moved Justice to Mondays (starting Oct. 23). It’s a show of faith—but not a whole lot of it.
• Men in Trees (ABC): With a smidge more than half the viewers of CBS’ Close to Home (6.9 million versus 11.15), the smartly written Trees is far from winning its time slot. Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (NBC): It’s been losing viewers every week but seems to have leveled out somewhat (and the big names attached certainly help its cause).
  

LIKELY DOOMED

• The Nine (ABC): With 8.4 million viewers in its most recent airing last week, The Nine slipped 2 million viewers from its premiere and sank further down in its second half hour…all this despite being the “best new show” according to some critics.
• Six Degrees (ABC): The bad news is the ratings are slipping week to week (down 34 percent from the Sept. 21 premiere). The really bad news is that Six keeps losing viewers in the second half hour of each episode (2.1 million tuned out half way through last week).
• Standoff (Fox): The network ordered three more scripts, but if ratings don’t improve, it’ll have to stand down.
• 'Til Death (Fox): Currently on hiatus (and in need of better scripts to keep viewers around).
• Twenty Good Years (NBC): Our beloved George Bluth (Jeffrey Tambor) lost a million viewers from the lead-in audience of 30 Rock .
• Vanished (Fox): With hunky leading man Gale Harold out (why, God, why?) and the series moving to Friday, all signs are pointing toward impending doom.
  

GOOD AS GONE

• Happy Hour (Fox): On hiatus and unlikely to return.
• Runaway (The CW): How low can a new CW show go? Apparently, 1.8 million viewers.

My thoughts on Sara Evans

Here is my response to all the hubbub going on here in Nash Vegas (and country-wide also) about Sara Evans quitting Dancing with the Stars and filing for divorce from Craig Schelske. Okay, hang on, let me try and climb up on top of my soap box. Ok. Whew! That was hard. Okay, here we go:

First off, you cannot begin to tell me that she JUST found out about all of this within 24 hours. Divorces don't work that way. (At least so I'm told.) There has been researching, snooping, etc finding out all of this. She has already stated that one of her children found him watching said porn in September. Fine. So we know that this has probably been going on at least since then.

Secondly, she quit Dancing With The Stars so she could spend more time with her children, yadda yadda yadda. Why would you oh so dramatically quit right in the middle of a HUGE top-10 program with such big and gross accusations and draw EVEN MORE publicity to your family and your personal issues? Why not wait a month or so and then do it? I mean, you are in Los Angeles anyway filming, and your kids are probably there with you anyway, right? Me thinks something here is askew.

Thirdly, I don't know how many celebrity divorces I have ever heard of where not only can we know exactly what happened, but we can also read the divorce papers online (it's a pdf). I'm sorry, but if they really wanted to keep it secret, they COULD HAVE. Think Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, Think Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger. (Ummm, we still don't know what 'fraud' means, do we? - NOPE) Sara is just talking left and right with the press. Saying he cheated with their nanny (Which the nanny and Craig have denied, of course) Even recently stating that he moved money from their joint account.

Fourthly, Dancing with the Stars is playing up this huge interview with her during Tuesday's episode. Does she really need to give a interview to the press, and draw even more attention to herself? Ummm. Does it matter that millions of people will be viewing it? Um, sure.

I will conclude with this: Sara, I do love you and you music. I do not deny that these things happened. However, if you are seriously worried about the pain, attention, etc that this is causing your family and children, then keep your trap shut! I just think it's very, very strange. And I think she knows exactly what she is doing.

**climbs down off the soap box.**

Britney Baby Name Update!!!

As I previously mentioned, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's son might not be named Sutton Pierce Federline, but actually Jayden James Federline.

Will let you know once confirmed.

Fun stuff on a Tuesday!!

Hiya Hotties! First off, I am all about the "Whoop Whoop today". Secondly, our fabu pink ribbon cards were featured on The Daily Stroll Blog! Whoop Whoop!




Thirdly,
I ran in my very first/brand spanking new 5K Race!! Please, let me just tell ya, I have never run in my life. Granted, I work out and am "fit", but this chica does not run. But I did! And I ran the Entire thing too! Whoop Whoop!

Recent Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman spotting in Nashville

Thanks to our reader cudawg57 for the info!! (And keep in mind, Peter's Sushi is less than three miles from my house!! Dang!)

From cudawg57:

My girlfriend and I saw them in Brentwood Tuesday night (10-10-06). We were eating at Peter's Sushi bar in the Brentwood Kroger shopping center. Nicole eats there all the time and we have seen here there before but never with Keith. Tuesday night we were walking out and a 2006 black Bentley drove past us and I was like "that is a sweet car" We were walking across the parking lot and I looked throught the windshield and said "That's Keith Urban!" At that time Keith and Nicole got out and headed into Peter's. But not before a crazed fan cut them off with their car and jumped out to get a picture.

Rumors fly about Britney Spears & K-Fed's son, Sutton Pierce

What is the crap is going on here? This is just nuts! These crazy peeps! So not only is Kevin Federline he speculating that he and Britney's son, Sutton Pierce Federline isn't his real name, but Sutton might be a "she", not "he"

Kevin talked to Seattle's Jackie and Bender this morning about being on CSI (airing last night) as well as his album, and new baby...

Jackie: There's rumors that Sutton is not a boy. Have you heard that?
Kevin: Only from my friends, cause I haven't told them so I haven't told them anything and my wife hasn't spoken to anybody about anything, so...
Bender: Cause word has it that she'll reveal the news the week your cd drops.
Kevin: Um, I don't know, that might be all rumors too.
Jackie: Isn't that strange when you hear that, when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one.
Kevin: Yeah it's crazy. Well it's even crazier when people are telling me my child's name.
Bender: Oh so Sutton is not the baby's name.
Kevin: Oh yeah there you go.

Sister Hazel at the Exit/In

Went and saw Sister Hazel at the Exit/In last night with a friend of mine. She used to live in FL and used to see them twice a year, and is a huge fan. I know one song that they sing, but decided to go along b/c I thought it would be fun. They are touring at the moment promoting their new CD, Absolutely

What a great show they put on! They are very, very good. And if you know the one song that I do, you would be pleasantly surprised. Of all the songs they did play last night, that one was probably my least favorite. They have great chemistry together and were just so m=fun to watch. So, if they happen to come to your area, do go see them. Consider them now a Hottie Haute Band.

Funny Story about last night: So, we were standing there enjoying our beers and two girls approach us. This is what took place:

Them: "How old are you all"?

Us: "Huh?"

Them: "Are you over 21"

Us: "Um, yes, well over 21"

Them(sneakily): "Do you think you could buy us a drink - we'll give you money and everything"

Us: Shock and giggles/cannot even believing what we are hearing- "Um, seriously? Are you effing kidding me? What would you want?"

Them: "Amaretto Sour". (Of course thetas what they want - of course)

Seriously, am I not too old for this????

Whoa - Sara Evans quits 'Dancing', Files for Divorce

Wow. Leave it to our local sleuths to find out the true-blue nitty gritty dirt. Sara Evans filed from divorce from her hubby, citing adultery and pornography. My qualm with all this is why today? Why now? Dancing With The Stars won't be on that much longer. I just figured she might not want to do this whole media/family circus right in the middle, ya know? I am sure to get some nice google searches after this article. (and as you know, I have seen them both together and they looked so happy, boo)

Sara Evans filed for divorce Thursday from her husband of 13 years, Craig Schelske, in Williamson County, alleging that he had committed adultery, verbally abused her and frequently watched pornography at home. On Thursday, Evans announced that she has dropped out of the ABC show “Dancing with the Stars” to give her family her full attention.According to the document filed in chancery court, Schelske allegedly has on his computer at least 100 photographs of himself posing in an aroused state. There are several photographs of him having sex with other women, the filings stated.

“On his computers, husband maintains ‘Craigs Lists.’ Many of them involve requests for three party sex and anal sex. Husband’s ‘Craigs Lists’ are composed of personal ads on his personal sex engine involving him and prospective sex partners,” the documents stated.

Evans, 35, requested a temporary restraining order prohibiting Schelske from physically and verbally abusing her, exposing their three young children to pornographic materials of any kind, consuming alcoholic beverages to excess in front of Evans or the children, and taking their children to Oregon, which would interfere with her temporary and pending custody. “Wife further alleges that husband has told wife that he is taking the children to Oregon and continually interferes with wife’s possession of and parenting time with the parties’ minor children,” stated the document. No court date has been set.

Allow me introduce myself

First name: TV. Last name: Nerd. Full name: TV Nerd.

All I care about right now is TV. My poor Tivo is in overdrive. I am playing catch up for Monday on Tuesday, Tuesday on Wednesday, etc, etc. And my poor Dawson’s Creek episode reruns just keep getting backed up. What is a TV Addict to do? I mean, I am watching something every single night. The good thing is (or not, of course) is that many of these shows won’t survive. I mean, how can they? There will be no new premieres next year. Ya know? So, if you want to know ANYTHING about any new shows this season, just email me. I am 100% sure I will know the answers. My poor Tivo. But I love TV. It’s is just so good!!

Faves so far this year: The Nine and Six Degrees. Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip I love, but it might turn into one of those shows I don’t HAVE to watch every week, but will try to. The Nine and Six Degrees have just sucked me in. And I think you will like Brothers and Sisters on Sundays if you give it a chance too. Compared to Desperate Housewives, that show rocks.

Signed,

TV Nerd.

p.s. Kuuuuuu-dos to ABC for putting the episodes online!! I love, love, love this!

Ahhh, Tara, Tara, Tara

As much as we try to dislike her, don't we all secretly love Tara Reid? I mean, whats not to like, really? She's good for a chuckle. I certainly thinks she makes my blog more interesting. And who didn't like Taradise on E!? Good TV watching, I tell ya. So, imagine my delight at UsWeekly getting some answers to the many questions I have espeically been pondering:

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
“I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them.”

On what went wrong:
“First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn’t want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better.’ But after six months of ‘it’s going to get better,’ it started to get worse and worse.”

On being intimate:
"Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that’s for sure.”

On getting lipo:
"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”

Fight on the set of Grey's Anatomy!

See? It's not all peaches and roses all the time! It's McDreamy vs. Burke! Apparently there was a bit of a scuffle on the set of Grey's Anatomy - Patrick Dempsey and Isaiah Washington on Monday. They nearly came to blows during a spat over shooting issues. And for those who think The Enquirer is hogwash, know this: it's now been confirmed by MULTIPLE sources)

Read on for the juicy scoop:

According to The Enquirer's source, the unscripted drama played out like this:

"What are we waiting on?" said Isaiah.

"Not me," said Patrick. "I'm always ready."

"At that point," said the source, "Isaiah said something mean to T.R. Knight" (who plays mild-mannered Dr. George O'Malley)."

That's when Patrick told Isaiah, 'Pick on somebody your own size.'"

Well, that did it. Isaiah became enraged and grabbed Patrick by the throat and shoved him back a few feet. "Dr. McDreamy [Dempsey's nickname] almost landed in McDreamland."

When Knight demanded that the pair break it up, the source says, "Isaiah called him a @#%$. Isaiah stormed off to his trailer to cool off, while Patrick and T.R. stood there in disbelief."The director and producers got involved, and a meeting was organized with the network execs.

"Washington came back to the set, and the actors finished their scene, but feelings are still said to be raw, with neither actor offering an apology."Isaiah is a theater-trained actor who can't stand the whole McDreamy magazine-cover-boy furor over Patrick," says the source.

Our source denied Washington choked Dempsey, but confirmed, "Isaiah said some disgusting things. He was in Patrick's face. I think Isaiah has issues. There's an underlying jealousy. But it's not Patrick's fault. They've put a lot of pressure on him by making him the face of the show. Patrick never asked for it, but he promotes the show whole-heartedly."

Enquirer editor David Perel told us "the sourcing on this story is rock-solid."

Dempsey's spokeswoman said, "There was an argument on set. In any close-knit family, sometimes people argue. But everybody made up and went back to work."

Surely they jest...

Yup. You heard it here first, hotties.

Ms.Britney Spears topped the British version of Hello Magazine's first ever list of the '100 Sexiest Women in the World', beating out the likes of Beyonce', Sienna Miller, Kate Beckinsale, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Mendes, Jessica Simpson, and even Miss Johansson. Egads. What is our world coming to.

Friends Forever - Paris and Nicole

I am sure you both have notice by now: Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reunited. And, I swear, if I read "Reunited and it feels so good" used to describe one more article about them, I am going to scream. It's like very writer thought they were original coming up with that witty remark. Ha.

Anyhow, Paris and Nicole were recently spotted together on Sunday night, arriving together at Dan Tana's Steakhouse in Los Angeles. (b/c I am sure Nicole was just craving a fillet, and just wolfed it down) After dinner, they text-messaged while waiting for their car on a bench in front of the restaurant. At one point, they looked at each other and smiled when an unseen observer said, "I always knew you'd be friends again, Paris." Then after that they had a sleepover. Well, coincidentally or not, they also have come out to say they will reunite (and it feels so good) for Simple Life 5.

Now…publicity stunt? Who knows. I do know that Nicole looks like she was run over by a truck. I do know that.

Oh, and here we go with the "morning after" walk-of-shame shot.

And now, to commemorate this special occasion, please enjoy the production of "Friends Forever" performed by Zack Attack, courtesy of Saved by The Bell.

Holy Crap!

Why am I always the last one to come up with any neato ideas? Those smart beeoches over at my fave site YouTube.com are gonna be rich!

"Internet search leader Google Inc. is in talks to acquire the popular online video site YouTube Inc. for about $1.6 billion, the Wall Street Journal reported Friday, citing a person familiar with the matter." source

Day-uum!!

So, in honor of such a momentous occasion, I now present my YouTube Video of the Week. This is a clip from the Jimmy Kimmel Show. It's regarding his rivalry with Matt Damon. Pretty Funny. Enjoy! I am off to Athens, GA tomorrow monring to see my UT Vols take on the Georgia Bulldogs. GO VOLS!

It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!

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A Quick Fix

• Inside Anna Nicole Smith's feakish cememony with Howard K. Stern - Nice Makeup. And Facial Peel. - People
• Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner break up. All together now. Awwwwww!!! - People
• Christina Aguliera to make her acting debut - Don't worry people, I don't think this will be another Crossroads effort, a la Britney Spears. - Female First
• Travis Breaks his arm, and Shanna Speaks Out - E! Online
• Mommyhood for Maggie Gyllenhaal - E! Online

A Hottie Review - Veronica Mars

Dear Rob Thomas (genius creator/writer of Veronica Mars),

I love Veronica Mars. As a matter of fact, I simply adore it. I think it’s one of the best shows on TV. So, imagine my delight when I FINALLY managed to convince two (not, one, but 2!) people to tune in to give this show a chance. Now, Mr Thomas, I am not saying that is show last night was bad. Oh No. But I am saying it was by far not your best. Now Robby, if I were writing this show (which I, of course, am not) and I had been moved to a brand new network with a brand new date and time slot, and was needing more viewers than ever this season, I might have started the season off with a bit more punch. But then again, that’s me. And I am a die hard fan, so I can reserve the right to be a bit critical. I think I lost one of my new viewers, but the other promised to stick around for a few more episodes, thank GOODNESS. B/c if she does, she will totally love it. All in all, I thought it was ok. Not the best, but still pretty good. And Kristen at E! Online also said that this ep wasn’t going to be as good, but the 2nd and 3rd will ROCK.

Sincerely,
The Hi-Heeled Hotties (AKA, TV Whore during Fall TV premieres)


Anyhow, we meet two characters this season as everyone troops off to the local college. (and by everyone I mean, Mac, Veronica, Wallace, Logan, and Dick). Piz (not to be confused with Piss, mind you) is Wallace’s new roommate who has the hots for Veronica, and Mac’s rommy – the boy crazy Parker. In the first ep, we discover that Piz is going to be a good dynamic in the LoVe saga (which totally “PIZ” es me off) HeHe.

The weekly mystery was Veronica finding Piz’s missing luggage with mysteriously disappeared. The most memorable part of the episode is when Dick Casablancas returns and had a quite touching reunion with Logan at the end. And we can’t forget about Keith. His storyline involving Kendal Casablancas and Cormac, the older brother of Liam Fitzpatrick is sure to please.

All in all, the banter is still as witty, the conversations up-to-the minute (Craigslist, Battlestar Galatica, and Boom goes the Dynamite all were referenced) and the storylines will forever keep us entranced this season.

So, please, please please give this show a chance. It needs you.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer gossip

TMZ in reportng that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have been spotted together!

TMZ spies were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when John Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of our spies. Our spy says Mayer invited her up to his room to "talk." She declined.

Jessica Simpson arrived at the bar a short time later and saw friend and producer Romeo Antonio sitting at a table, who has written several Simpson songs. Jessica approached Antonio and chatted for a bit. Antonio then left the table to use he bathroom and while he was in the restroom, Mayer walked in. A very serious Mayer asked if there was anything going on between Antonio and Simpson. Antonio said there was not.

Mayer then went back to the bar, chatted up Simpson for approximately 10 minutes and then the two left the bar together and took the elevator upstairs. We don't know what happened after that, but our spies never saw them again. source

Baby news everywhere

Welllllll, sort of.

Anna Nicole Smith has been slapped with paternity lawsuit papers after the oh so shocking news that Howard K. Stern might be the 'baby daddy'. I guess that I, too might be upset if I were teh father of Anna Nicole's child and I wasn't given credit. (Wait...what the hell am I saying? I would be jumping up and high-fiving every person I came in contact with) source

Photographer Larry Birkhead, who claims to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's newborn daughter, Dannielynn Hope, has filed papers in a California court to establish paternity and obtain legal custody of the child, USA Today reports.

Birkhead's publicist released a statement on Monday to say he's retained the services of celebrity attorney Debra Opri, whose past clients included James Brown.

The rep also said that Smith has been served with papers in the Bahamas, where last week she held a commitment ceremony with her attorney, Howard K. Stern, who also claims to be the baby's father.

Birkhead "seeks truth in paternity as he believes beyond any doubt that he is the father and seeks a presence in this child's life," Opri told USA Today. "He is concerned for the health and safety of the child based upon drug issues and manipulation by a third party for purposes contrary to the interests of the child."

Whoa..hold the phone. She had a commitment ceremony with Howard in the Bahamas last week?? Where was I? Drunk?

• And in other celeb news, a little biride has told me that Maggie Gyllenhaal is about to have her baby! She was just taken to the hospital and was in labor.

• Congrats to Jennie Garth and Peter Fainelli for welcoming their third girl.

Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli welcomed their third daughter on September 30. Her name is Fiona Eve Facinelli. Fiona was born Saturday morning at 6:30 am and weighed in at 7 lbs, 8 oz, and was 19 inches long. She is joined by her two sisters, Luca Bella, 9, and Lola Ray, 3 1/2.

Happy Monday!

Hiya all! I must say I have been quite excited about our new blog, A Diva’s Dressing Room. We’ve already been picked up by Glam.com, which is uber fabulous! They are just doll faces over there.

Weekend was even more fab. Me and the hubby traveled down to Memphis to watch our fantastic Tennessee Vols take on the Memphis Tigers. (We beat them, FYI 41-7) What was even more exciting is that this hottie had time to shop and party. :) We went to the famous Beale Street and ate ribs at the equally famous Rendezvous (although I actually had chicken – I don’t eat pork as I used to have a pot belly pig…true story!). Although our trip would not have been complete without the entertainment of an Elvis Presley impersonator.Oh yes, we went to a blues bar on Beale Street and listened to a bona-fide Elvis impersonator. He sang all the classics: Falling in Love, Devil in Disguise, Suspicious Minds, Hound Dog, and of course American Trilogy. A fun time was had by us all.

And on to other things…

• Desperate Housewives was a snore last night. Did anyone catch it? I am seriously to the point where I am almost done with this show. There is such better TV on.
• On tonight! The super cool Heroes (which just premiered last week and is soooo good!) and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
• On tomorrow! (and you better watch this or I vow to never speak to you again) is Veronica Mars. GREAT,GREAT show here hotties!
• And in celeb news, Avril Lavigne spat on paparazzi (that girl is full of class) George Michael got arrested – AGAIN. Oh! And Nick Carter cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson?? I am going to leave you with this hotties: Is this a thorn between two roses, or a rose between two thorns, or three annoying thorns altogether?